Every time I open Instagram (I know, reasons), the home feed thingy defaults to a video of labradors. Every. Time. I follow 12 people there because they don’t post anywhere else and I want to stay in touch with them. None of them have a labrador. I don’t have a labrador. I don’t even have a dog. I have nothing against labradors, but I’m not particularly interested in them. Why am I being bombarded with labradors?