Bra shopping is so miserable. Not only am I an unusual size that is next to impossible to find (42K), just the act of shopping triggers all the ads that insist the only desirable bra is one that ~lifts~ and ~separates~.

Fuck that noise. I want something that flattens my chest and keeps my back from hurting, and no wires.

(And don't get me started on the brands that claim to be for "big chests" but stop cold at a G-cup.)

Gimme the uniboob! I *prefer* it! I just want the pain to fucking STOP.