@cmconseils I’d prefer coffee, personally.

@benjamincox @cmconseils
"I’d prefer coffee, personally."

Depends on the time of day the witch shows up, but yeah, I hear you.

@cmconseils

I second this motion as does my black cat who probably invited them.

@cmconseils If it's Nanny Ogg, offer alcohol too.
@beecycling @cmconseils I'm a bit worried that the picture appears to show the witch arriving at the front door, though. That's serious. If it were just a social call she'd be at the back door.
@cmconseils at what point do I say honey I'm home?
@cmconseils Yeah, witches! Fight those radical puritans.
@cmconseils am missing the step where she turns me into a cute girl and then we make out!
@littlerao
Nah grl, you're not missing it. You've already created it just now. 💫
It might even already be on ao3 somewhere. Who knows?

@cmconseils @SeekingHilarity

4. Make a video and post on all socials!

@cmconseils
I like Assam teas please ☺️
@cmconseils
Step 1: realise that you are the witch
Step 2: unlock your door
Step 3: go inside