Fesshole 🧻
My wife and I like to leave behind clues that we're a couple on the run when leaving budget hotels. Empty hair dye boxes, cut-outs of passport photos, randomly annotated maps. Never get to see e fruits of our work, but I hope it has the desired effect.
Oct 24 at 5:20pmWeb
Show threadƧƿѦςɛ♏ѦਹѤʞOct 24
@fesshole
"Desired effect"?! What, wasting police time and public money? Yay.
#twat
Show threadLog 🪵Oct 24

@spacemagick @fesshole Hotel housekeeping doesn't report that. You'd need a manager in the room for the cops to even hear about it.

The desired effect is presumably to give someone with an otherwise drab job the sense that they were close to something exciting for a moment. Another thing that might help is to draw a big red X on two tenners and leave that as the housekeeping tip.

Show thread⊥ᵒᵚ Cᵸᵎᶺᵋᶫ∸ᵒᵘ ☑️Oct 25
@log @spacemagick @fesshole why the cross?
Show threadLog 🪵Oct 25
@falken @spacemagick @fesshole Sometimes people mark bills in a distinctive way when they're doing something spy-like or detective-like with money. A red X would be more noticeable than a UV-reactive ink or a highlighted corner or a circled serial number or a "GAY MONEY" stamp or a moustache drawn on the face of the person on the note. Obviously, don't do this in countries where defacing the currency is illegal.
Show thread⊥ᵒᵚ Cᵸᵎᶺᵋᶫ∸ᵒᵘ ☑️Oct 25
@log @spacemagick @fesshole oic, ta
Show threadfraggleOct 24
@fesshole oh sure, and I bet if the police ever do stop you, you'll be quick to show them this post as "proof" that it's all just a joke and you're not really on the run. Well, nice try
Show threadmeduz'Oct 24
@fraggle @fesshole I’m sure this Fesshole message is part of their plan!
Show threadMFennVT has movedOct 24
@fesshole It would be better if you tipped housekeeping. They don't give a shit about you.
Show threadTTimoOct 24
@fesshole I doubt the people who clean these rooms give a toss about that and bother reporting it.
Show threadFiXatoOct 24
@TTimo given their often tight time schedule, they probably don't even have time to look closely at it anyway, let alone report it.
@fesshole
Show threadMarielle QuintonOct 24
@fesshole Ah, yes, making more work for people barely making minimum wage for no reason.
Show threadMichelle HughesOct 24

@fesshole

I was at a budget hotel one time and, under the mattress, we found a bunch of magazines with letters cut out.

Show threadRikitiOct 25
@MegaMichelle
Why on earth did you check under the mattress?
@fesshole
Show threadMichelle HughesOct 25

@rikiti9 @fesshole

I think I was probably tucking or untucking the sheets.

Show threadfdrOct 24
@fesshole I hope you weren't in Paris last week, I don't think gendarmerie would be amused
Show threadRegression To The MemeOct 27
@fesshole That sounds like a lot of effort.
I just open the ubiquitous Gideon bible, cross out "In the beginning", and write "Once upon a time".
Show threadSeanOct 28
@fesshole I think this is a great prank. There’s a load of sour puss’s in the comments 🙄
Show threadNIST Standard Reference BoyOct 29
@fesshole If your goal is "more work for the hotel housekeepers I guess?" well done!
Show threadAutistiCriticNov 2
@fesshole Trust me, housekeeping have & will see MUCH worse. Frankly, you’re amateurish. 🥱