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🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊teeth are the toenails of the mouth
Lizzy 💫@professorkiosk ewww!!
@Stoned_Deva_ sorry I’m gross
@professorkiosk yes, gross... I say after posting about buttholes 😂
Worm@Stoned_Deva_ @professorkiosk you know what they say. when on mastodon, do as the mastodonians do (toot about buttholes)
BurritoZen@Stoned_Deva_ @professorkiosk well don't read what that know it all reply guy burrito posted. It's even worse
biscuit tornado@professorkiosk despite my best efforts I cannot refute your thrice damned logic
Michael Gemar@professorkiosk My teeth are in much better shape than my toenails.
canning jars
timoth‽@Neat_hot my favorite part about this toot is that everyone feels the need to share the horror kind of like when someone says this tastes awful try it!
@professorkiosk I don't want this to be true, but I see no flaw in the logic.
Nik Kantar@professorkiosk I chuckled at this, and my wife asked me what I was laughing at. I told her it would ruin her day, but she insisted she wanted to know. Anyway, she’s now ruining her friends’ days.
Thank you! 😂
@nik you’re quite welcome 
for a day, while . . . 🗽this would drive me off the internet and to bed if I wasn't so sure it was going to give me nightmares . . .
Dune (1987), but regular time@professorkiosk when we brush them they wear down just a little bit at a time
Western Infidels@professorkiosk I mean if you're a toenail chewer then your toenails are the toenails of your mouth. I hardly think you could argue.
Bluecorncrust@WesternInfidels @professorkiosk hot toenail on toenail action
Jimmothy Baggins@professorkiosk mmmm mouth nails
@professorkiosk mmm feet teeth …
C.S.StrowbridgeI'm about to go to bed. This might be the last thing I read before I go to bed.
I'm boosting this post so I'm not the only one to suffer.
@csstrowbridge thank you for thinking of the rest of the fediverse
bimmer HAS MOVED
@bimmer @professorkiosk I used to be an adventurer like you…before I violated the law, and refused to pay the court a fine.
Irene (she/they, Sir/Mr.)@the_etrain @irenetherogue I won’t I promise
Joline Celebrion 
@professorkiosk Just as the eyes are the nipples of the face
@j precisely