Inadvertently saw the opening of a programme called ‘Help My House is Haunted’. It was a static notice, black letters on a white screen:

“The following programme contains parnormal scenes for entertainment purposes.”

It genuinely did read ‘parnormal’ which is very meta, it is, like, even more par than par, more normal than normal.

#ThingsISee

@Gaolaitch whoever produced that (and let it go all the way to air) needs the ghost of a teacher to haunt them, so they get their damn spelling correct..
@vfrmedia maybe it’s a tell — they none of them think anything other than normal is going on.