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I have two wolves inside of me and neither of them want to go to fucking work
Oct 20 at 1:23amWeb
Show threadW6KMEOct 20
@bimmer I also have two wolves inside me. One is a 14 year old Labrador retriever. So is the other one.
Show thread@pineywoozle ‘s #3WordNoteOct 20
@bimmer My two wolves actually love making art but occasionally choose the Netflix and chill option they found hardwired into my lizard brain.
Show threadErtainOct 20
@bimmer They're wolves, and probably want to go run around in the woods. Alternatively, sit on the couch and watch TV.
Show threadEstarriol, Terrorist DragonOct 20
@bimmer at the moment the 2 wolves inside are bickering about why I am up so early, the three ducks want feeding, the geese are just wandering around, everyone else is asleep and the lost and bewildered Elk seems to be in charge.
Show threadBurning Joint USAOct 20
should probably listen to the wolves. Nothing worse than having angry wolves inside you.