The SCP foundation is...
The SCP foundation is...
I regard the SCP Foundation folk tales as a series of myths made by people who see The Military Industrial Complex and try to imagine a reason why something like that might need to exist.
The only sane response is to imagine that there are literal supernatural monsters. Then such gross destructive power might "make sense"
But, like any folk tale it can serve many purposes. Depending on how you tell it.
A large portion of SCP tales focus on the very Tactical Squads of Tactical Men who have lots of gear and cool code names and patches and do "operations" and "extractions" to get the monsters.
The SCP Foundation is deeply secretive and extrajudicial. It's like a mutant CIA or FBI "off books" operation. But when you study real operations like that they are clown shows. They hardly ever work even within their own deeply distorted ethical framework.
Listen buddy, I do not need you or your "MTF* Unit" to "preserve my precious bodily fluids"
I prefer the chaos beast. "Baseline Reality" can sit and spin.
*unfortunately, this stands for "Mobile Task Force."
@futurebird This was a really cool analysis of something I'm tangentially familiar with. While I'm being lazy, what are the 'off the books' agencies you're referring to?
Or have I misunderstood, and you mean the times publically known agencies conducted operations that lost touch with reality (or never had any to begin with), like say Project MKULTRA or the Bay of Pigs or something like that?
Yes I was thinking of things like Project MKULTRA and the Bay of Pigs... and whatever they are doing in Venezuela right now. I'm so sick of this crap. It's not just immoral and evil it's also ineffective and unintelligent.
@futurebird @BoysenberryCider Toss in that Special Forces debacle into North Korea.
These are people who read competence porn and think it's real, so they think they can do it. They need to read Clausewitz instead. "No plan survives first contact with the enemy."
The US military are constantly telling each other that they are the cream of America, but the fact is their recruiting pool is unemployable youth.
Nature is an SCP. How will you contain it?
It's a wonderful project. Parts of it just have a bad case of Secret Police Military Fantasy and it annoys me.
I love the Ethics Board.
@futurebird With the SCP universe, I can't really keep format and worldbuilding apart.
Maybe because of the "constant need" to somehow put the revelation at the end (like in a good story), which is a stark contrast to a proper "scientific" format that would put the important info as a summary on top.
"Let's describe unspeakable horrors in clinical terms."
And of course, if you try to fit this into our world, you basically need an organization with almost limitless resources. And an epic worldwide conspiracy that would never work in reality.