@Michigander Doggos don't understand miles. I'll translate for Bouncy Bee.

How many centimetres in 25 miles? 4,023,360

Average length of a dog biscuit is ~8cm.

Big divided by small: 502,920 bickies.

What's an hour? A good doggie snooze.

So you see, Brookster, in the time you took that sun bath yesterday afternoon, you could have covered the same distance as half a million treatos.

That's how fast you were zooming in this photo I've shared with my weirdo cutie FediFriends.

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