look it's 9pm on a saturday:

of COURSE I'm installing Office 95 intro a Windows 98 VM, why wouldn't I be?

I don't have spreadsheet problems, I have...
God, Powerpoint 95 is a look. How many buttons can you fit on a 640x480 screen? At least this many!
five toolbars. count 'em. I did. and got it wrong the first time, because I missed that there's one embedded in the status bar

OH MY GOD I CAN TURN ON MORE TOOLBARS

I'M GOING INTO HYPERSPACE

the fact I can turn on a toolbar that just lets me jump to other Office Software is the most "Someone got a promotion for that" feature I've seen in a while
good point, why DON'T I have FoxPro installed? I am often asking myself this!
I'm on it
There it is. God, that splash screen is a Time, isn't it?
@burnitdown it's a database/programming language, a la Access or dBase
@foone @burnitdown I have wondered this for literally decades. Thank you. 😆
@bytex64 @foone @burnitdown To be more precise: #VisualFoxPro is #microsoft 's Embrace-Extend-Extinguish version of dBase, created by buying the company behind the dBase clone FoxBase and developing a Windows version. Goals: Collect all professional dBase users (die-hard DOS users), make them use Windows, then drive them into the similar but more modern in-house product Access, extinguish dBase from existence.