Halò, a chàirdean! Madainn mhath bho Alba-Fànais, far a bheil fàilte mhòr air coinnlean co-laighean.

(Hello, my friends! Good morning from Space Scotland, where fuck-candles are very welcome.)

*cough* Please excuse my probably grammatically awful elementary Gaelic. I've been too embarrassed to ask my teacher the plural form of 'fuck' so I'm guessing.

I'm a long time low-profile FoD, HowlingEverett on the discord. Nice to meet you all!

#introduction

@howlingeverett welcome to the hood. Head down to the Tiki bar and grab yourself a hoof. And don't worry, I'm sure @mikey will get that universal translator fixed at some point