Mr. GMSpeaking of 1996 WWF, here's a quote from the era I posted on another site recently that still gets a smirk out of me:
Roddy Piper: *gets out papers*
Vince McMahon: What is this?
Piper: It's rules, dammit! Rules!
Vince: Rules? You've never lived by rules in your life!
Piper: You know what? That's a heck of a point. Let me just put these away.