Ugh, sorry my mobile data is so bad I can’t keep y’all updated with photos on all the #WeirdHouse #WoodenHouse discoveries & renovations until internet arrives

Even that is proving difficult because although I can see the closest telegraph pole from my kitchen window we can’t create enough clearance over the road for the line 🙄

And neighbour understandably doesn’t want my fibre cable almost touching his roof if we use one on our side of road 😮‍💨

There will be a big vomit at some stage hopefully

Here you go … I bought a new eSIM that seems to provide a little more data upload capability.

Lots of progress outside as it wasn’t reliant on me.

And new ceramic discoveries inside 🤮

I’ll try catch up tomorrow morning unless my delivery of tools and stuff arrives early and can crack on with real work

https://mrrob.in/progress-outside/

#WeirdHouse #WoodenHouse

https://mrrob.in/2nd-3rd-october-update/

A slight vommit of blog to bring us up to date (if anyone cares) 🤷‍♂️🤣

#WeirdHouse #WoodenHouse

We found a Puutalo brochure in the stuff left in the house.

https://mrrob.in/wooden-house-brochure/

#WeirdHouse #WoodenHouse

Slow but steady progress on house as internet connection saga descends into farce

https://mrrob.in/7th-october/

#WeirdHouse #WoodenHouse

https://mrrob.in/more-bedroom-discoveries/

Yes. Yet more unsavoury discoveries in our
#WeirdHouse #WoodenHouse

D is still ill (she was gluten-ed) but I’ve been battling on… pealing layers off our strange onion 🤣

How weird can a cupboard be? We have a definite answer. 😵‍💫

https://mrrob.in/hall-cupboard/

#WeirdHouse #WoodenHouse

Today was a long day bashing and pulling things off kitchen walls …

https://mrrob.in/kitchen-investigation/

#WeirdHouse #WoodenHouse

First night sleeping over in #WeirdHouse #WoodenHouse for a while …

The concrete coffee table/ fire surround/ speaker stand sounds heavy.

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The image shows a room with dark wood paneling on the walls and ceiling. The focal point is a large, rectangular fireplace with a broad, angled hood extending upwards. In front of the fireplace is a white, rectangular surface covered with various items, including tools, pieces of paper with drawings, and small objects. To the left of the fireplace is a portion of a window, and a circular object hanging on the wall, possibly a clock. The room appears to be unfinished, with visible construction materials and tools scattered around the floor, and a ladder leaning against the wall.

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The image is a screenshot of a music player interface, likely on a smartphone. The central focus is the album art, which features a highly detailed, stylized illustration of a creature with a large head, prominent eyes, and many tentacle-like appendages. The illustration is rendered in shades of orange, blue, and white with a textured, dot-based style. Below the art, the text “Promoter (of Earthbound Caus) Clutch” is displayed. The player controls at the bottom of the screen include a rewind button, a pause/play button, a fast-forward button, a volume control, and a button indicating the connection to “FiiO BTR5”.

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Another update on our #WeirdHouse #WoodenHouse progress.
Edited because I forgot the blog link 🙄
(My brain is a little more scrambled than usual)
https://mrrob.in/progress/

We have actually started to put stuff back into #WeirdHouse #WoodenHouse

But of course there was another surprise
https://mrrob.in/turning-point/

@BitchinRob A person is working on electrical wiring inside a room undergoing renovation. The room has exposed brick walls with patches of peeling wallpaper and plaster. The person is installing or connecting wires to a white electrical panel mounted on the brick wall, framed by wood supports. Multiple blue and black wires are visible extending from the panel. A smartphone is clipped onto a belt loop of the person’s pants, and a tool belt hangs from the waist.

The text on the person's shirt reads "TOLL ELECTRIC."

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The image shows a section of an indoor wall that appears to be undergoing renovation. The wall is primarily a pale yellow color with vertical, rectangular sections of a slightly darker yellow hue. Running vertically along the wall are four metal conduits with attached electrical outlets. The bottom portion of the wall features a white baseboard and is showing signs of wear and tear, with some visible damage and exposed wood. Partially visible in the foreground is a portion of a table and chair, and to the right is a glimpse of what appears to be a coat and refrigerator.

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The image depicts a section of a room undergoing renovation, with exposed brick walls and damaged plaster. A window frame is visible on the left side, covered with blinds. Multiple white electrical boxes are mounted on the brick wall, with blue and black cables running along its surface and connecting to a black box at floor level. A shovel leans against the wall on the right side, and the floor is a reddish-brown wood surface. The walls show extensive cracking and peeling of the plaster, suggesting significant repair work is needed.

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@BitchinRob I see you found the indoor fountain? 😬

@vwdasher I was like the little Dutch boy with his finger in the dyke … 🤣

Would have been less painful if I didn’t have to hold my thumb over the end that I’d just taken a huge chunk of flesh off of when cutting and stopping up the other free flowing leaks 😖

At least no lasting damage to anything (I think) 👍

@BitchinRob The image depicts an indoor room with a wood-paneled aesthetic, appearing as a living space or den. The room is long and narrow, with a dark wood floor that reflects light. A large, white fireplace structure dominates the center of the room, extending from the floor to near the ceiling. Furniture, including several armchairs with zebra-patterned upholstery, is scattered throughout the room, along with a dark-colored sofa visible in the foreground. Several windows line the right side of the room, offering a glimpse of darkness outside.

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@BitchinRob A long, narrow hallway is captured from a first-person perspective, extending toward a brighter opening at the end. The walls are covered in patterned, textured wallpaper, appearing beige and brown in color. A wooden floor with a warm, golden tone runs the length of the hall, and the ceiling is constructed from similar wooden planks. Several doors line both sides of the hallway, with some appearing white and others a darker, reddish-brown color. In the middle of the hallway is a red vacuum cleaner, and a hot water heater is visible at the end of the hall, along with a glimpse of a room with green and yellow elements.

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@BitchinRob Henry doing a good job of being hallway security there!
@serichards he is very well fed for all his services… probably about 10kg of ceramic tile dust and adhesive so far 🤣
@BitchinRob
You do know you're going to end up with just the skirting boards and door frames, don't you?

@blingoali that’s The Plan now…

well actually floor & skirting are staying(as retrofit hardwood floor is built upto the box skirting both making it tricky to access to run services through and remove 🤣)

Walls are ALL being pealed carefully back to the original chipboard lining. But door frames are staying for prepping and re-painting as may the bedroom doors unless we do go for fully glazed interior doors to let as much natural light through as possible.
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@blingoali

I think we will knotty wood T&G right through the house… as far as we are concerned you can’t have too much wood in a timber house.

Just shower room and kitchen to finish stripping back now 😵‍💫

@BitchinRob
It's always the way: the stripping out and prepping take up 80% of the time.

The putting it back together takes the other 80% 🤣

But what a place you'll end up with!

@blingoali we put the pulled Lock House apart and put to back together twice (fucking Cowboy Builders did so many awful bodges) it felt like 400% so we doing as much as we can ourselves this time.
We sorta knew what to expect I just didn’t realise it was 7 layers or crap DIY deep and that we’d do it ALL now rather than over the rest of our lives (but by heck and i glad we’re not living here while we do all this) 😉

@BitchinRob
At least you're not scared of a project.

And even if you know a smidge about what a job entails, you do wonder where some estimates come from: to move our water cylinder from a kitchen cupboard to the loft - the strong bit where the soon-to-be-superfluous water tank was currently living - we had quotes ranging from £3750 to £11000.

The cheapest came from a guy whose work was highly recommended. The end result was 50% plumbing, 50% copper sculpture. Beautiful. On time, on budget.

@blingoali there is definitely no correlation between cost and quality. Finding good willing people is the key.

Thankfully being closer to York there is a bigger pool of people to chose from.

We’ve found a good plumbing company. There is a local firm doing the outside work for us and our young sparky who did the cabins for us is getting involved. So far it’s just the roof and solar we need to sort (and neighbour has just done his and had contacts who know the problems he encountered)

@BitchinRob
At least there can't be any surprises in rooms with furniture, plumbing AND electrics!

Good luck…

@BitchinRob The image shows an interior wall with a hot water heater mounted on the left and a doorway on the right. The hot water heater is white with a digital display showing "56.0". The wall is covered in peeling, patterned wallpaper with a faded floral design and a beige background. A white doorframe surrounds a doorway leading to another room, with a partially visible white wooden door featuring vertical slats. There is a dark ceiling visible at the top of the frame.

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@BitchinRob That's an impressive amount of layers there. I don't actually mind that ceiling, especially with those fancy tiles reflected in them, and those little square brown tiles would make a really nice set of coasters to use in a nice teak Danish style furnished room.

@vulgalour it’s absolutely mad? So many layers it’s like an archeological dig to get back to the structure
Thank dog it was a kit house and we have plans of how it was likely built.

I’d keep the metal ceilings but they deform permanently as soon as you touch them. even cleaning is almost impossible without permanent damage. The kitchen ones are covered in oily residue.

At lease the beautiful original wood T&G ceilings are still in place and more or less undamaged so far

@vulgalour the tiles are slightly more orange than in the pics Like fire in a warm light ❤️
They will all live on somehow If I can get the feckers off.

@BitchinRob The image shows the interior of what appears to be a shipping container converted into a living space. The container has a metal ceiling with visible beams and a polished silver countertop that extends along the left and right sides of the frame. A washing machine is visible on the left side of the countertop, along with various containers and items including orange plastic shopping bags. Further in the container, a person is standing and facing the back of the container, possibly holding a phone. A window on the right side reveals a view of a yard and surrounding buildings.

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@BitchinRob This house looks awesome.

@Basmitharts I just wish all the weird was done right Not just bodged diy on top of bodged diy on top of bodged diy. Don’t get my wrong I’m enjoying undoing it but they seem to have removed all the original internal finishes before creating their DIY onion we’re now peeling. And everything they have done is shoddy. Fine-ish on surface but absolutely crap underneath.

I hope you like where we’re going … Back to original layout (but keeping open plan vibe) and lots of knotty pine T&G is the plan.

@BitchinRob A fireplace with a gas flame is the main subject of the image. The flames are blue and orange, rising from a bed of dark, rounded rocks within the fireplace enclosure. The enclosure has a tiered structure, with a dark, flat platform beneath the rocks and a slightly raised platform around the back. The interior walls of the fireplace are dark, creating a high contrast with the bright flames. On the left side of the image is a metallic object with the text "HDB-906AH" vertically printed on it.

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The image shows an indoor room with a focus on a set of windows and a radiator. The windows are horizontally aligned, consisting of two separate panes, each covered with white blinds that are partially closed. Below the windows is a long, rectangular radiator with a cabinet-like structure surrounding it. The walls are a light beige color and appear textured, and there are shelves mounted on either side of the windows. A long, slender pole leans against the wall to the right of the image, and there appears to be some debris or discarded items on the floor in the foreground.

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The image shows a view of a tiled patio area outside a building with a large window. Three black plastic tubs are lined up along the left side of the frame, each containing broken white tiles and tile fragments. A yellow plastic container sits in the tub furthest to the left. A dark-colored table runs along the left edge of the frame, with some debris on the floor near it. The window reflects the image of a building across from it, with trees and foliage visible in the reflection.

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@BitchinRob dare I ask what happened in that corner 😬

@vwdasher we are trying not to think about it 🤣🤦‍♂️
What have we done?

I wonder what future owners will think of us putting waxed knotty pine T&G everywhere? (At least that is the plan at the moment)

@BitchinRob That gas fire looks huge! Ideal centre piece for a horror story as well 🙂
@serichards 9 kWh input according to its data plate 😜
All the 🔥 … straight up the flue into the wild 🤪
Though, to be fair, it’s probably more efficient than most gas flame fires as the huge steel flue warms and radiates heat beautifully
@serichards
I think @BitchinRob is writing the horror story on here already!

@BitchinRob A room with pale green walls and a brown wood ceiling is shown. A white door is on the left side of the frame, with a second white door on the right. The walls show signs of wear with discoloration and peeling paint. The floor is covered with brown wood planks. A broom and a rake are leaning against the right wall, and there is a shelf with objects on the left wall, partially visible.

The image shows the open trunk of a dark blue vehicle, filled with several black plastic buckets. Four black buckets are arranged in a row, occupying most of the trunk space, with a red cloth laid underneath them. A bright orange bucket and a bright green bucket are visible at the edges of the frame, placed on top of or beside the black buckets. A pair of bright green gloves lies on the red cloth near the front of the trunk. The interior of the vehicle, including the back seats, is also visible, with a dark gray color scheme.

A wide shot depicts the rear of a single-story building with a patio extending across its length. The building is constructed of white siding with a red-tiled roof on the left side and a dark green gable roof extending over a doorway on the right. Multiple windows, dark and reflective, line the building's exterior. The patio is paved with large, square, grey stone tiles, and is overgrown with patches of grass and weeds. A dark green hedge runs along the far right side of the image, and trees are visible in the background.

The image shows the interior of a small, rectangular room. The walls are primarily white, with a section of unfinished wood paneling visible on one wall. A window is located on the left side of the image, revealing a glimpse of the outdoors with a blurry view of buildings and vegetation. The floor is covered in dark wood-look laminate flooring. The ceiling is made of light-colored wood planks running horizontally, creating a textured appearance.

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@BitchinRob Boots offer private Covid jabs. £100 a pop or so. Worth considering if asthma isn't enough now. It's ridiculous how much the vaccination programme is being reduced.
@serichards cheers, I knew there was something I’d forgotten to lookup this evening 👍🤣 too busy rock out to toons in my new arena size living room 🙄
@serichards @BitchinRob hundred POUND? POUND? Jesus christ.

@BitchinRob This image is a collage-style layout featuring photographs of a reddish-brown wooden house and related interior views. The main image shows the house in a grassy, wooded area with trees surrounding it, and logs scattered in the foreground. To the left, there are two smaller photographs stacked vertically; the top one depicts the house from a different angle, and the bottom one shows a portion of a room with a red chair and bedding. A simple line drawing of the house's floor plan is at the top left. The text "sumppu" is printed in large, white letters at the upper right of the image.

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This is a floor plan diagram of a building, likely a house, rendered in a simple, schematic style with black lines on a white background. The layout features a rectangular overall shape with several rooms arranged within. The primary rooms include a "MASTER BEDROOM" measuring 13.8 sq. metres, a "BEDROOM" measuring 10.8 sq. metres, another "BEDROOM" at 7.1 sq. metres, a "KITCHEN", a "BATHR.", a "WC", and a large "LIVING ROOM" taking up most of the right side of the plan, measuring 53.8 sq. metres. A "HALL" connects most of these rooms. The plan includes dimensions in metres for the walls and room sizes.

The text on the right side of the image reads: "Type No. 2552", "Living area 125.5 sq. metres", "Building area 145.5 sq. metres", "Volume 404.3 cu.", and "Roof pitch only 30°". Additionally, there's a note: "Part of living room easily separated by extra partition wall (to form e.g. library)".

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@BitchinRob this is so fascinating to watch thank you for sharing

@coldclimate happy to have you along. Sharing pics of adventures projects etc has always been my therapy But this time I thought I’d try blog it. It helps process what’s happening and needs to happen.

Words don’t come easily as I’m dyslexic but it’s good to have something else to concentrate on while brain thinks/worries about important stuff in the background, I think 🤣

@BitchinRob
Wow! You're going in all guns blazing, aren't you? Amazing progress.

Looking at the brochure, I'm not sure I'd be able to put up with a 2.3 metre ceiling height in the swimming pool wing of our 70s bungalow 🤣

The only wings we have are attached to blackbirds. And Ronnie, Reggie, Dino and Luigi, the neighbourhood jackdaw gang, obviously.

@blingoali yep, wanna get at least the two bedrooms stripped back and reinstated to as close to original spec as we can guess at before we move in.

I haven’t measured ours but ceiling height definitely feels cosy even in the living areas, but especially the huge living dining area. I can almost wax the ceiling without a step. Doors are weirdly high and wide too. There would definitely be no jumping into the pool 🤣

@BitchinRob
I suppose it'll keep running costs down, having less volume to heat, although the floor area looks massive.

You'll not grow out of it, for sure 🙂

@blingoali it’s almost a 20 meter walk to turn the light on when sitting/ sleeping up the far end of living room!

There is huge pile of charity shop stuff taking up 1/3 of room ready for collection. D asked if I was moving it to the garage. Nope. I had forgotten it was there and it was working around it.

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The image depicts the interior of a small room, likely undergoing renovation. The walls are partially covered in light-colored, unpainted plywood sheets, with sections showing the previous wall covering beneath. The floor is covered in a reddish-brown material, possibly vinyl or linoleum, and is littered with debris from the renovation. Three green plastic buckets sit against the left wall, with various tools and materials scattered on the floor in front of them. A window is visible on the left side of the frame, and a roll of white material is on the floor near the right wall.

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@BitchinRob Why is there tiling in the bedrooms? That seems like a very odd choice.

@vulgalour the rooms were mostly tongue and groove or chipboard lined originally and I guess they got sick of that look and wanted something wipe clean. Bear in mind the bottom layer in the master bedroom was all mirror tiles!

The only reasonable explanation is they were using the house for very messy 1970s style porn.

Even the flipping corridor is tiled. I’m pretty sure that’s what’s under the wood panelling on the left-hand side too 🤷‍♂️

Thankfully, it’s all coming off pretty easily.

@BitchinRob @vulgalour

I dread to think what it'd look like under a UV black light! Might want one of those crime scene specialist cleaners to have a good scrub over the place 😬

@serichards @vulgalour at this rate it will only be the floor left as is.

D enjoys a good workout with the steam cleaner… but she’s under the weather at the moment. She got gluten-ed so is resting up in agony at other home ☹️

@BitchinRob @vulgalour

Oh dear. Hope she feels better soon!

@serichards she hasn’t had a big hit like this (from cafe that has been reliable up to now) for years, so it could be a couple of weeks 😬☹️ @vulgalour

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