Mastodawn

Moin folks, I have a lot of shitpost ideas about tomorrow's holiday in germany, so I created a hashtag to conveniently filter them: #october3

So. I was wondering what holidays we could celebrate in germany tomorrow, and I had ✨ideas✨

how about

Stinkyfoot Day

World Chemical and Nuclear Waste Appreciation Day

Day of Inner Resignation

Roof Gutter Sludge Awareness Day

Tax Evasion Day

Day of Whiny and Subtly Aggressive Self-Pity with Schnitzel and Beer

Tag des Weinerlichen und Unterschwellig Aggressiven Selbstmitleids (mit Schnitzel und Bier)

Internationaler Tag der Intradentalen Sauggeräusche #october3

Tag des Abraums #october3

Tag der Rumhuster in Öffentlichen Verkehrsmitteln 😡 #october3

Tag des Rumgekaspers #october3