LinkedIn guy: Where others saw a trolley problem, I saw a trolley opportunity…
@maxleibman it's all about how you scale that up...

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Do the ethics of the trolly problem change if you replace the one/many people on the tracks with with billionaires? 🤔

@pseudonym That's what the billionaires would refer to as a 'disruptive business model'
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@maxleibman @root I’m not disputing the premise but can I suggest making the illustration a little more ethnically diverse? Many of the LinkedIn guys” I encounter on my feed over there are significantly more Caucasian, and many are tech or tech business guys originating from the same US State as the original band you reference here. So, using a bunch of Silicon Valley types instead would not only make this feel less racist, it would also improve the joke.
@maxleibman LinkedIn. So much performative late-stage capitalism.
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I’m seriously considering have Claude write “thought pieces” for me to publish solely on LinkedIn because that’s really all they deserve from me. 95% of the content is vapid self-congratulatory slop anyway. Maybe I can get a job playing their game.
@maxleibman Methinks that'd be a LinkedIn psychopath.

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Think you for this. :)

@maxleibman the answer you give when people question you about the git-rebase trolley problem cartoon
@maxleibman subscription based trolleys.... For only 9$ a month everyone could have their own trolley
@maxleibman We have your trolley solutions
@maxleibman I’m posting this
@maxleibman I failed. It prompted me to share all my photos and I said no - and now that’s it, no more photos at all. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@maxleibman what this makes me picture:
@maxleibman we are increasing fare fees on this trolley