Dæmon S.Nuking an asteroid (2024 YR4), what an excellent idea!
It's not as if the Moon or the Earth were endangered by the asteroid, it'd pose danger to metallic mosquitoes and hominids in spacesuits that weren't even supposed to be fussing there in the first place.
...Oh noes, it'd pose danger to all shareholders investing in corporations that rely on space apparata to continue enslaving humans!! Couldn't you think of our brave shareholders and capitalists, fellow cosmos and 2024 YR4 asteroid?!
On the bright side, we would get rid of those pesky #warheads if the practice were to be extended to whatever #asteroid, #meteor or #meteorite daring to endanger capitalist... I mean... human activities, yay! Just Don't Look Up whenever you hominids do it...
Anytime you will, Department of #War... I mean... #Pentagon and #NASA...
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It's not as if the Moon or the Earth were endangered by the asteroid, it'd pose danger to metallic mosquitoes and hominids in spacesuits that weren't even supposed to be fussing there in the first place.
...Oh noes, it'd pose danger to all shareholders investing in corporations that rely on space apparata to continue enslaving humans!! Couldn't you think of our brave shareholders and capitalists, fellow cosmos and 2024 YR4 asteroid?!
On the bright side, we would get rid of those pesky #warheads if the practice were to be extended to whatever #asteroid, #meteor or #meteorite daring to endanger capitalist... I mean... human activities, yay! Just Don't Look Up whenever you hominids do it...
Anytime you will, Department of #War... I mean... #Pentagon and #NASA...
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