Sordid Amok!Every autistic person drank water before they were diagnosed. Water causes autism.
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MeaningfulBits@SordidAmok please don't give them ideas...
Michael Porter@SordidAmok And here I thought it was size 4 baby shoes.
Puncha Not SeeI'm seeing water implicated in a lot of things these days. I wonder what's up.
Laurens@Weirding_Is_Real Obligatory "Trump Water" in US supermarkets soon, which turns out to contain "Trump Admiration Juice" but the discoverer of that fact mysteriously "slips in the bathroom" or "falls down the stairs" just before being able to publish their report.
SueDiOh@SordidAmok Nah, it's the plastic bottles and cups they drank it from. (Plastic is a petroleum product.)
lemgandi@SordidAmok And they're all hopelessly addicted to Oxygen. Just one smack on the butt at birth, and you're a slave for life.
spacebarbarian@lemgandi @SordidAmok Or is it the nitrogen? There's way more of that.
Knud JahnkeLive in general is a lethal STD!
Allpoints@SordidAmok What's the line? 100% of the people who confuse causation and correlation will die.
Simon B@SordidAmok dihydrogen monoxide, you mean.
Irina@SordidAmok Milk, too!
Coho@SordidAmok
They all breathe too. Maybe breathing causes autism
They all breathe too. Maybe breathing causes autism
Edelruth, PBS Passport HolderSpeaking of, I woke up with a headache. To hell with the consequences, I'm taking a tylenol!