Make it make sense!
@capper *raise your hand if you're liberal and can't help but scream while shooting a gun, much less hitting the neck of a moving target from clear across a field* Armed liberals are dangerous. Start shooting all over the goddamned place.
@praetor Well, that was a rather ill-informed and ignorant thing to say.
@capper well? It's true. I'm from the most gun obsessed state in the country and you could always tell the kids who were going to turn out liberal based in the loudest scream you'd hear during the PE marksmanship unit. You think I or anyone else I know knows how to shoot a gun? No. That's what ranch kids are for.