Nicd

Interesting effect: we're changing ISPs today from Valoo to Elisa (both fibre). And since this morning, our Valoo speed has been down to about 1/1M from 500/500M. Did they decide to dump us to a snail's speed for the last day just as a "fuck you"? 🤔

#Valoo #Elisa

Sep 16, 2025 at 8:03amWeb
Show threadAndrew WipplerSep 16, 2025
@nicd 1/1M sounds like they closed the account, but could not turn the lights off all the way.
Show threadNicdSep 16, 2025
@andrew The Internet is a series of tubes, and apparently the close valve leading to our house is leaking. :D
Show threadAndrew WipplerSep 16, 2025
@nicd Al Gore invented those, which is probably why they are faulty.