The VHS Wizard 🦝📼🧙

I had a sudden urge for 3rd party cola a couple of weeks ago and was sort of horrified how diminished the independent soda market is anymore. Bubba Cola, Jolt, and countless other small brands are all gone, and while Shasta Cola and Jones Soda Cola (a terrible name, but still what it's called) still exists I couldn't find any.

As a stopgap have been drinking Faygo Cola, which is... good, actually... but probably would be better if there were a couple of people in clown makeup having sex while high off their asses nearby. (it's not my culture, but I respect their ways)

But, fear not, turns out the DO still make my personal favorite, RC Cola, you just have to work a little bit to get it now.

#soda #cola

Sep 10, 2025 at 3:24pmWeb
Show threadCobalt NoirSep 10, 2025
@DrakkenZero While looking for Halloween decor, I went to the only and quasi-out-of-the-way, but not far away, Dollar General (specifically I was looking for and found the bubble ghosts they put out this year) and was delighted to discover that they had RC cola and might be the only nearby place that carry it, so I will be venturing there occasionally from now on.