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ACARS DramaVDLM2 Message From: N211BZ / MX0579
Message: 32 NOSE STEER FAULT - OVERTRAVEL DET INOP 32 NOSE STEER FAULT - STEER REDUND LOSS END
Area: New York City, NY, USA
Pxl Phile@acarsdrama hopefully that didn't deescalate quickly (in a literal sense) π¬π©οΈ
Mike Sheward@acarsdrama one - itβd become one giant lasagna
jack@SecureOwl @acarsdrama No, not really. According to my wonderful wife, who is Italian and makes the best Lasagne in the whole Universe, the perfect number of layers a Lasagne must have is four (five might be acceptable). Hence, putting one Lasagne on top of the other would give you a minimum of eight layers - way to many!
You could call it a double decker or a Megalasagnastack or whatever, but it would be... not really recommended π
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Maki π» πΉ@jack @SecureOwl @acarsdrama Remember to boil the lasagna leaves in water first so you can cut them to shape easier. j/k
Ozzelot 
aburka π«£@acarsdrama cabin log or jlog though? I'm asking the important questions
HowToPhil@acarsdrama Are they the same lasagna recipe or different? If one has loads of cheddar and meat and the other has vegetables and cottage cheese...
Also, no one has any lasagna for long
Ben S.@howtophil @acarsdrama there's a Lasagna of Theseus joke in there somewhere
Voracious ReaderLayer upon layer upon layer - they must be Danish.
getmisch@acarsdrama 1 GARFIELD
curtmack@acarsdrama always remember the pilot priority list
Aviate (maintain control of the aircraft)
Navigate (determine where you're going)
Debate (philosophical conundrums, pasta-related or otherwise)
Communicate (tell ATC your philosophical breakthroughs)
@acarsdrama who is out here just giving out lasagnas though
Toni Aittoniemi@acarsdrama PILE ENOUGH LASAGNAS ON TOP OF EACH OTHER AND YOU GET A NEUTRON STAR
Clayton@gimulnautti @acarsdrama HOW MANY LASAGNAS
World Basement Classic@acarsdrama Lasagneception.
cognitively accessible math@acarsdrama Don't count food :)
LasagneDepends on if it is a strongly typed lasagna or not.
Resuna
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VDLM2 Message From: [N211BZ](https://www.jetphotos.com/photo/keyword/N211BZ) / MX0579 Message: HELLO HAD A QUESTION LETS SAY YOU HAVE A LASAGNA AND THEN SOMEONE GIVES YOU SECOND LASAGNA IF YOU PUT THE 2ND LASAGNA ON TOP OF THE 1ST HOW MANY LASAGNAS [Track Aircraft](https://www.flightradar24.com/N211BZ) Area: Virginia, USA #acars #vdlm2 #N211BZ #MX0579