Mastodawn

We blame cats for screaming at humans but honestly have you ever tried to get a human to do something for you? The cats are in the right

@eniko They are virtually human in that trying to do something to help them is met with hostility.

Upside is that they can’t speak so they never say things as dumb as humans do.

@eniko Of course we're in the right. We own you humans

@eniko If you want to successfully get a human to do something for you, start chewing their cables.

@eniko have you seen babies!?