THECHEATCODE™Aug 30, 2025
✅️. #JOHNNY, my brotherpiss. Is a very Complicated thing with my brother. L🔘🔘K, he's actually my Perfect Example of a man. It's not like he TOOK ON the energy of my Type. Ya, Johnny isn't like that. He's just himself, maybe he took on the name. Ah, so what. Totally BADASS
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1️⃣. #FreshPrince. when Johnny was still pure JOHNNYSALT plus all these other hooks that were his.. he was like The Fresh Prince to me. Because, that's him! Will Smith, my favorite guy ever. He was just..
●. Pure Johnnysalt (100% Protective™)
●. Funny Hooks
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That's how it BE, "HOW IT IZ"... ya. I love Johnnypiss. He's the Fresh Prince, my favorite guy ever and the Perfect man.
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... all of us thought Johnnypiss was the Perfect Man when we were young. Daisy and Renée also, even mama secretly. That's because we were always in the Mafia and in severe danger. Johnny was the ONLY MAN in our Lives, who else we had to look at then? And he's just Pure Johnnysalt, he's really #Protective™... so all the women of the Family held onto him. Oma also
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Papa don't Preach‼️ you were there, BUTT only in the BTS and we didn't know you joined a band in Korea and became Micheal Jackson. You should've told us, in a letter or something. Then MAYBE we would have understood why you left us, bleeding with the mamabird PICKING at us and Feathers. You also got yoself killed in 2000, BY the way
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... Johnny is handsome
... Johnny is strong
... he's really Funny and his hair is long
✔️. Johnny became a dirty BROWN nipplesman. But, he's strong and he is #Protective™ and he makes you laugh. So, then you can take it and keep going. He was Jesus you know, he's The One. He's Tarzan
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Johnnypiss is Perfect again, I think.. if he changes his Hooks to be JOHNNYBRAVO. Because he's a lot like The Fresh Prince but way puffed up.. just SMOOTHER like 🧈 for the Cause of #Casa