I found out my gf CeeCee had never seen Glee, so we started watching it together

By episode three she turned to me and asked, "So, you watched this from about age 9 to 15, right?"

"Yeah. Why?"

"I'm starting to understand where your cheerleader fetish came from."

"So, if I ordered a 'Cheerios' uniform..."

"They don't seriously make those, do they?"

"It's supposed to be here by Tuesday."