JD: Hey, girl.

USHA: What is it now, JD?

JD: I was wondering…

USHA: Out with it.

JD: When ICE apprehends you, the kids, and your father, would you prefer to be deported to El Salvador or Uganda? I can’t make any promises, but I’ll put in a word with the president.

USHA: Are you fucking kidding me?! Is that the best you can do?

JD: Well, yes. Unless you’re a pedophile, sex offender, and child sex trafficker.
#JDVance #UshaVance #ICE #BleachAmericaCampaign #WhiteNationalism #MassDeportation

@BPStuart Wonder how she feels knowing she's competing with a couch.

@phaedral

Maybe they keep things “exciting” by having an occasional threesome with a divan. If they really want to spice things up, they bring an Ottoman into the mix!