Jason BeetsThis thread showcases fun and interesting buttons, magnets, and other merchandise for sale in Aggieville, in Manhattan, Kansas.
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We'll begin with buttons for sale at "On the Wild Side."
https://www.aggieville.org/onthewildside-
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"My desire to be well-informed is currently at odds with my desire to remain sane."
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"Shit's Fucked" appears above a baby lamb smiling at a baby chick standing on the lamb's back.
The lamb is wearing a flower crown. Four baby chicks look up at the lamb from the ground. A butterfly flutters by.
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"You're not over the hill until your old clothes come back in style."
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"I'm going to give up, but in a cute, whimsical way."
Another button shows bicycle parts arranged in a hexagonal design.
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"Make Art, Not War."
"What the fuck is wrong with you people?"
One button displays a cartoon cat laying on the floor, with its arms and legs stretched out, and a blank expression on its face, above the words, "Not Today."
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"Cat Lady for Life."
One button says "Don't be an asshole." The text surrounds a smiling flower.
Another button says, "Not old, vintage." The message surrounds a depiction of a vinyl record with eyes.
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Star, the house cat that roamed "On the Wild Side," a small business in Aggieville, died in December, at the age of 20.
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"A clusterfuck sounds like it should be really fun, but it never is."
Another button says, "Have a Nice Day."
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The remaining photos are from another store in Aggieville, in Manhattan, Kansas, but I don't remember which one.
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We'll begin with the magnets.
"I'm not fucking stupid. I mean I used to, but we broke up."
"Maybe today, Satan."
"Sorry I Missed Church. I Was Busy Practicing Witchcraft & Becoming A Lesbian."
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A magnet shows a little girl talking to her mom while they clean the dishes.
The little girl asks, "Mom, why don't we go to church?"
The mom replies, "Because the pastor voted for a rapist, dear."
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"You're a weird fucker. Keep that shit up."
"I'm at the age where if I drop something on the floor, I'll probably just leave it there."
"If drinking on the front porch counts, then yes, call me outdoorsy."
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"So much to do and no intention of doing any of it."
"I hate when people accuse me of lollygagging, when I'm quite clearly dillydallying."
"I child-proofed my house, but they still get in."
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"I'm too pretty to work."
"As soon as this heating pad eases the pain in my back, and the ibuprofen kicks in, it's over for you bitches."
"It's amazing how much I accomplish around the house under the threat of someone coming over."
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The last batch of photos showcase humorous messages on small packs of gum.
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"I love my penis."
"I love my vagina."
"Fuck me like the government."
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"Step Aside Coffee. This is a Job for Alcohol!"
"Happy Gum for your crappy life."
"I miss you. Where you been hidin'?"
"Eat Shit. Seriously, do not mess with me today."
One box has the design of a Ouija Board.
"Certified Pain in the Ass, Cinnamon Gum."
"I love my asshole cat."
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"You're kind of a dick."
"Hey Bitches. I was just thinking about you!"
"Whose Awesome? You're Awesome!"
"I Believe In You! And Unicorns... And Bigfoot... And..."
"Love who you love."
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