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“Love You Like a Love Song” isn’t a love song — it’s the musical equivalent of a Hallmark card written by an AI that’s never been in love. Shiny, safe, and empty.
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Love You Like a Love Song: Selena Gomez & The Scene’s Blank Valentine

Selena Gomez & The Scene’s “Love You Like a Love Song” (2011) is like Tenacious D’s “Tribute” without humor or story. “Tribute” admits it sounds nothing like “the greatest song in the world” to…

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