Dr. Zalka Csenge Virág

#ToddlerDnD

"You have to let your kids get bored! Boredom breeds creativity!"

Roll a D10 for every 30 minutes the Toddler has the Bored condition.
With each roll, the Toddler gains one of the following spells for free:

1. Color Spray
2. Knock
3. Spider Climb
4. Create or Destroy Water
5. Shatter
6. Vicious Mockery
7. Chaos Bolt
8. Nondetection
9. Storm of Vengeance
10. Psychic Scream

#parenting #ttrpg

Jul 28 at 10:03amWeb
Show threadAuthor-ized L.J.5d ago
@TarkabarkaHolgy They don't tell what the creativity is about, which is creative ways to do what kids do best--i.e. destruction and mayhem.
Show threadDr. Zalka Csenge Virág5d ago
@ljwrites Depends on the kid. Some neuridvergent kids, like I was, spend hours making little houses for each of their Smurf toys. My daughter, on the other hand, figured out how to disassemble the washing machine. 🤷‍♀️ 😂
Show threadAuthor-ized L.J.5d ago
@TarkabarkaHolgy Same, I would just read incessantly, but I watch my son drag video game enemies underwater to drown them and I'd rather he spend that energy on digital sprites than scream and knock over toys xD And now I'm starting to wonder if a tougher breed of kids are coming up because Nature knows they're going to have to face up to some shit...
Show threadSkjeggtroll5d ago

@TarkabarkaHolgy

Shouldn't it be "10. Roll on the 'Omnious Silence' table" ?

Show threadUnixorn - 90% Snark by weight4d ago

@skjeggtroll @TarkabarkaHolgy

10 is automatic Ominous Silence and 1d4+1 more rolls on the table. And tens can stack with no penalties. Well, no penalties for the toddler. The toddler wrangler on the other hand…

Show threadlizzzzard5d ago
@TarkabarkaHolgy you *did* want "creativity". Creation rarely comes without prior destruction!
Show threaddereisenhofer4d ago
@TarkabarkaHolgy Color Spray! 🤣
Show threadEiwar4d ago
@TarkabarkaHolgy It's the same with young cats. Oh boy, they definitely will get creative if they are bored, but this is exactly what I don't want to in a house with plants and breakable objects.
Show threadDavey4d ago
@TarkabarkaHolgy
if age > toddler but < 8, add 1 damage dice per year