I'm really fucking sick of "child prodigies". Those kids are so goddamned smug
Nobody knows the difference between a violin and a viola, buddy. We all just pretend that we do
@healyn
A viola is a lady violin.
@healyn oh we know...it's like the difference between a tuba and a trumpet.
@noplasticshower oh I can't make heads or tails outta that brass stuff

@healyn it's like the difference between Ronald mcdonald and Marcel Marceau

Do mimes help with this??!

@healyn viola is violin but better
@healyn A viola burns longer. (credit to Victor Borge)
#violin #viola #VictorBorge