@jasongorman actually it was a llama
@jasongorman But he pays $9,000 a month for the goat, so it must be a hell of a goat….
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@jasongorman have you tried yelling at the goat? Threatening it's family? Electroshock? I'm sure there's a way to make this goat work, why else would it be worth so much?

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Other comment: have you tried "goat reset --hard HEAD~1" ?

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LOL I thought you gave the goat root on prod.
@jasongorman You need to hire a goat engineer. Duh.
@jasongorman To be fair, a goat is much more intelligent than the average LLM.
And, more importantly, much cuter.
@flesh An LLM is way better-read, though.
@jasongorman That only makes it more likely to screw up your db than a goat would be!

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Your problem is you didn't use Apes.

Apes > Goats

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@jasongorman “it sounds like you’re just feeding data to goats,” I said. Then he started to cry.
But goats are the future! You must adapt to using goats! Surely you can get a good goat instruction engineer to make good use of the expensive goats
@javascript @jasongorman I thought the whole point of using goats was that you don’t need to hire goat engineers because you can do that yourself?
@jasongorman using an AI to write database code is like that time William Osman tried renting a goat to mow his lawn
@jasongorman Yeah but if you let the goat keep doing that for another two or three years, eventually it'll learn enough not to do it

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And if you don't let a goat modify your production systems right now, while they are shit at it and wreck everything, you'll be "left behind."

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We could also ignore how much it costs to keep goats and how much waste they generate.
@jasongorman Goats are inevitable. Future goats will be much better and you won't even need data for them to nuke.
@jasongorman "The zoo has promised to train the goat better, so I haven't revoked the goat's access to prod."
@jasongorman and have you tried writing more rules for goats?
@d_stepanovic I have an expertly-curated goat.md file.
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honestly I think goats have a better chance of reaching human-level ability