Jason Gorman
Norgg@jasongorman actually it was a llama
J. Alan Henning@jasongorman But he pays $9,000 a month for the goat, so it must be a hell of a goat….
🌈 Kerblambuli 🦄@jalanhenning @jasongorman yes, it makes $$$ go poof. 🤪
Brian Baresch
Marius@jasongorman Did your goat press the wrong buttons? Let me tell you about this magical neklace 😎 https://www.nofence.no/en-us/
deliverator@jasongorman have you tried yelling at the goat? Threatening it's family? Electroshock? I'm sure there's a way to make this goat work, why else would it be worth so much?
Tim MageeOther comment: have you tried "goat reset --hard HEAD~1" ?
Resuna@jasongorman
LOL I thought you gave the goat root on prod.
LOL I thought you gave the goat root on prod.
Bart Louwers@jasongorman You need to hire a goat engineer. Duh.
Tzimisce Flesh@jasongorman To be fair, a goat is much more intelligent than the average LLM.
And, more importantly, much cuter.
And, more importantly, much cuter.
@flesh An LLM is way better-read, though.
@jasongorman That only makes it more likely to screw up your db than a goat would be!
Wulfy—Speaker to the machines
Alexander Janßen@jasongorman
Much snark, many funny, cool 😎
Much snark, many funny, cool 😎
arceuthobium@jasongorman “it sounds like you’re just feeding data to goats,” I said. Then he started to cry.
Bolet modo Sombrero de paja 🏴☠️ 
But goats are the future! You must adapt to using goats! Surely you can get a good goat instruction engineer to make good use of the expensive goats
@javascript I'm going goat-first!
Raptor's Nest (He/Him)@javascript @jasongorman I thought the whole point of using goats was that you don’t need to hire goat engineers because you can do that yourself?
Goopadrew@jasongorman using an AI to write database code is like that time William Osman tried renting a goat to mow his lawn
Gabriel Adrian Samfira@jasongorman "have you tried goat layers?"
Jules she/her@jasongorman Yeah but if you let the goat keep doing that for another two or three years, eventually it'll learn enough not to do it
Pete Alex Harris🦡🕸️🌲/∞🪐∫And if you don't let a goat modify your production systems right now, while they are shit at it and wreck everything, you'll be "left behind."
@jasongorman
We could also ignore how much it costs to keep goats and how much waste they generate.
We could also ignore how much it costs to keep goats and how much waste they generate.
Gonçalo@jasongorman Goats are inevitable. Future goats will be much better and you won't even need data for them to nuke.
Michael K Johnson@jasongorman "The zoo has promised to train the goat better, so I haven't revoked the goat's access to prod."
Dragan Stepanović@jasongorman and have you tried writing more rules for goats?
@d_stepanovic I have an expertly-curated goat.md file.
josh g.@jasongorman
honestly I think goats have a better chance of reaching human-level ability
honestly I think goats have a better chance of reaching human-level ability