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@nickm the crossover novel here is destined for greatness
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Thanks. I will check these out.

@EugestShirley hmm delpher is really good, wish they applied it to all newspapers.

like https://www.loc.gov/newspapers/?dl=item&end_date=1906-06-01&ops=PHRASE&qs=John+Morrell&searchType=advanced&start_date=1906-05-01&location_country=united+states looks like i have to look at whole pages? And bunch a others are commercial. (including one that is "free" but just sends you to a commercial one)

But any dunno don't feel like figuring it out. Bit sorry for bothering you with it, but also not? Find inconsistency mention inconsistency...

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The opening line of which might be, "She had an impressive décolletage, when she walked into a room it was like watching a dead heat in a Zeppelin race".
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@nickm @ireneista But…shouldn't the dirigibles be up high? What happened to the helium!
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The dirigibles have been deflated for everyone's safety.
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@nickm If I ever get to run a second-hand bookshop, I'm going to collect books on nuclear engineering, plastics chemistry, and the geology of oil wells, and file them all on a shelf labelled "unpopular science".
@darkling @nickm when I was 6 or 7 my teacher decided to combine teaching us how to find stuff in the library with teaching us how to stay safe. The book I picked was titled Nuclear Safety and it was about all the stuff nuclear power plants do to prevent meltdowns.
@nickm where would a story about joining the mile high club on an airship go? 😛

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I'm guessing the book laying on it's side is about inflation fetishes?

@nickm @beardie_jamie Chuck Tingle is firing up the laptop as we speak, buckaroos
@nickm hey @BonnettsBooks has a similarly cool filling system.
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😂😂😂 This is now my 2nd favorite bookshelf label, after our (expired) "Reduced Gay" section... It was just a shelf of reduced-price same-sex erotica but, numerous customers chuckled as if it meant "just a little bit gay" or Gay-Light. 🤣
@nickm if I had a Dirigibles section I might adopt your filing system. 🙂👍 Right now, my Commercial/Private/Model Aircraft section is segregated from Erotica by Sports & Automotive interests.
@nickm I find this rather unclear. Is it two different sections or is this just in the middle of one large section of dirigible erotica?
@nickm And if it’s one section, is it erotica set on dirigibles, or involving dirigibles, or? Honestly this sign raises more questions than it answers.
@nickm still deeply appreciate the one in Brunswick, Maine, that put Stephen King in the "local authors" section
@mackensen @nickm they never got someone complaining because he was born in Portland, not Brunswick? 8-D
@nickm somehow I am sure there is a book that would fit on both sides.
@nickm So THIS is where inflation fetishes were discovered
@nickm Look, I like what I like, ok?
@nickm @rossgrady shouldn't the dirigibles have the up arrow?
@nickm Should be the inverse. Dirigibles tends to go up and erotica is often about going down.

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Only if the categories blend into each other so there are some dirigible erotica titles where the categories meet.

(Made up books with Photoshopped covers pasted onto other books are acceptable in a pinch)

@nickm Reading #weird #books means that one knows that these two topics are not mutually exclusive (the book Deviant Desires: Incredibly Strange #Sex by Katherine Gates, chapter on #balloon fetish)
@nickm "Excuse me, where can I find books on inflation?"
@nickm Either topic can give the reader a rise.
@nickm Oooh, aaah, oooh, the humanity!
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@schratze already boosted it!

I kind of see why you would tag me in that one :D

@anarchiv haha yeah I couldn't be bothered to check 400 boosts
@schratze dirigible-themed erotica when
@anarchiv people have written erotica about jetplanes and rollercoasters. It's only a matter of time
@schratze I feel like Cory Doctorow got pretty close to veering into dirigible erotica in Walkaway
@anarchiv Kenneth Oppel also wrote a couple of books about teenagers making out violently on airships
@schratze @anarchiv When you say dirigible erotica, do you mean people fucking on dirigibles, or dirigibles fucking?

@schratze @anarchiv "Multi-track drifting", except it's multi-dirigible fucking

Where you fuck on a dirigible that's fucking

@EveOfTheFuture @schratze @anarchiv the root meaning of the word "dirigible" is "capable of being directed or steered". So, if you had, say, a remote controlled vibrator, it could be said to be a dirigible. Opens up a considerable variety of possibilities.....
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Plus, you never run out of something to read
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