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Given that DNS is having a week, the intrusive thought of spinning up another BIND server and joining in on the shenanigans is getting harder and harder to resist.
B'ad Samurai 🐐;; ANSWER SECTION:
definitely.do.that. 3600 IN TXT "BIND it like it's hot"
@badsamurai This place is bad influence. I hope it never changes. 