Roamer, the Lady Joan Mastodon said to me. My trusted friend and adviser. I know you must leave. You go with my blessing. Roam. Plant the hashtags, our cause depends on them. When you encounter scrapers, slay them. When you encounter the Great Algo, stay out of his way. Listen to the toots around you and make your own toots resonate with them. Boost the beautiful and unique. Forgive our fellow tooters who visit DarkSky: they know not what they do. Our cause is good: free, self-determined expression. We will prevail. The Great Algo is strong now but he will vanish. Fare thee well, Roamer, she said. Roam.

#JoanMastodon #hashtags #boosting #resonate #noScrape #MastodonCulture

Tomatoes, my Lady Joan finally said to me as I took my leave. Plant tomatoes. Nurture them as they grow. The Lady Petra will advise you. Eat them when they are ripe. They will give you strength when you slay the scrapers.

@NatureMC

#tomatoes #MyLadyJoan
#PetraVanCronenburg

@the_roamer @NatureMC what about cookies? Did she say anything about cookies?

@rowat_c @NatureMC

Nope. My Lady Joan never said anything.about cookies.

What I can say is that she did not like her knights to, as she put it, self-indulge.

But she also was very generous in the aftermath of a battle. After the great Battle of the Hashtags, when we were all resting in complete exhaustion, she walked the camp and gave each of us an apple, which she had picked herself from a nearby orchard. She was not with us later, when we partied through the night.

@the_roamer @NatureMC ah, the Battle of Hashtags! If I recall correctly from history class, that was fought at 106.6.10.14 ?