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Max LeibmanThe U.S.S. Toilet Flapper, laughingstock of Starfleet.
retech@maxleibman LOL
Talk about over designing and already functioning product to get a new revenue stream.
@r3t3ch No joke. It was part of a package with a fill valve, but the flapper in the toilet that needed the fill valve was also overly complicated in a different way, so I just left it alone for now.
@maxleibman gilded or cheap-o, they'll all die in the same amount of time. Too damn funny.
ResunaIt's actually pretty good. I have switched to Fluidmaster even though I don't use the dubious features because they just work.
Boneless Lobster@maxleibman I'm thinking of boldly going . . .
🍋 Superball ☀️
David H. McCoy“going boldly”…come on!
Blue Witch Gwen@maxleibman Lower Dregs
Of Society
The registration number “NCC-Min 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 Max” was also ill conceived.
JohnnieMac@davidhmccoy @maxleibman C’mon, only valid registrations are number 1 or number 2
felis_catus_domesticus
The Eddie Show 📷🎧❤️Successful mission?
DeanFarrell@maxleibman Gives new meaning to "Captain's Log."
dhsquared 🇨🇦♾️@maxleibman And let's not mention the Cling-Ons....
K4-713 
@maxleibman Definitely a Miranda class toilet flapper, there.
blausand 🐟@maxleibman
What camera did you use? I admire how well it shows cosmic background radiation!
What camera did you use? I admire how well it shows cosmic background radiation!
@blausand You’ll have to ask Mr. Data for the sensor algorithm he used.
Markus Feilner@maxleibman What the hell is a "toilet flapper"? Asking for a (European) friend, of course... I have never seen something like that before...
Ahhh.... I see ...: "Toilet flappers live a pretty harsh life; they spend most of their time submerged under water, exposed to bacteria, chlorine, and corrosive minerals like calcium and magnesium."
StarkRG@maxleibman It is command division, at least.
yetzt@maxleibman lower ducts! lower ducts! lower ducts!
Thomas Sturm
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🏕️@maxleibman a venerable and storied craft, vital to the functioning of star fleet!
patter@maxleibman Red Dwarf
Medea Vanamonde🏳️⚧️ ♀@maxleibman hey @cenobyte can you math up an Alcubierre Metric that resembles a toilet flushing?
Cenobyte 
@MishaVanMollusq @maxleibman Mix of Kerr space and Alcubierre.
llewelly@MishaVanMollusq @maxleibman @cenobyte
maybe Deep Space 9 was the toilet flapper for the wormhole to the gamma quadrant
maybe Deep Space 9 was the toilet flapper for the wormhole to the gamma quadrant
@llewelly @maxleibman @cenobyte
Nicely done.
mj@maxleibman @gannet straight out of the Lower Decks opening credits.
George 🍦🚲 🥾 ✌️🌎 🌌@maxleibman too funny
Michael Potter@maxleibman I believe the ST spinoff series, The Upper Decker, was set on this vessel.
jonathankoren™@maxleibman I now want this as an actual design. We can call it the USS Bazalgette, as a winking reference to Joseph Bazalgette
Paco Hope #resist@maxleibman Captain! That’s not a photon torpedo!
Be_Outside@maxleibman
this is even funnier than all of those "jefferies tube" jokes at the academy. :)
this is even funnier than all of those "jefferies tube" jokes at the academy. :)
LAURENdid someone already use "star shit enterprise"?
@noondlyt Nope, I think you’re Number One.
making you number deuce
3Jane Tessier Ashpool
paul
Pick Nick 🇨🇦
Marc Trius@noondlyt my great-grandmother use to mutter "Star drek" when I was trying to watch ds9 which was at the same time as her Mexican soap opera
@maxleibman
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EndlessMason@maxleibman
[Theme plays, but with flush sounds and heavily reverbed farts]
[Theme plays, but with flush sounds and heavily reverbed farts]
FennixI haven't kept up with the latest Trek, I assume NCC has been replaced with MIN and the numbering's gotten a bit outta hand. MIN-123456789 seems like an odd ship designator.
WTL@maxleibman …where one’s StarFleet’s career goes down the drain?
Éric Paquette@maxleibman I imagine the ship is designed to explore black holes.