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You shouldn't burn babies with these lighters. Shame.

https://discuss.tchncs.de/post/40579291

Jul 13 at 2:51pmWeb
Show threadRhynoplazJul 13
They totally expect you to burn babies with it, they just have to put that there for legal liability reasons.
Show threadMayor PoopingtonJul 13
The least they could do is tell me which lighters it is okay to burn babies with
Show threadSundrayJul 13
I mean technically you’re not supposed to put qtips in your ears either, but…
Show threadAbnormalHumanBeingJul 13
No sad onions allowed!
Show threadSundrayJul 13
Hi, Stuart!
Show threadpapalonianJul 13
Ah, I think it means to keep it away from children 😅 but you also shouldn’t burn babies with them either.
Show threadcRazi_manJul 13
Do not use the flame from this to make the temp of the sun exceed 50°
Show threadVoidJuiceConcentrateJul 13
don’t burn the sun with it either apparently
Show threadImgonnatrythisJul 13
That’s it? You’re not going to like recommend a better alternative?
Show threadCapricorn_GeriatricJul 13
Don’t burn candles with a sad face. Nothing about people or candles without faces, though.
Show threadBurgerBaronJul 13
I see that and say "nought to three" in Ashens voice every time.
Show threadundefinedJul 13
Nice foot
Show threadookJul 13

when you can’t burn the baby with the lighter

Show threadFingolfinzJul 13
It would be an inefficient use of fuel. Use the lighter to create a bonfire to roast the baby
Show threadpartial_accumenJul 13
I’m reading this that the label is saying that babies are extremely flammable and that the lighter should not be used around them lest the babies burst into flames, and those burning babies could become a hazard to the lighter user.
Show threadpolite_catJul 13
I cannot unsee the socks/sandals combo
Show thread🇸‌🇵‌🇪‌🇨‌🇺‌🇱‌🇦‌🇹‌🇪‌🇷‌Jul 13
Thank God. I wanted to come in and say that earlier, but no one else had. I figured most people in Lemmy wear this fit.
Show threaddependencyinjectionJul 14
Pretty common attire round here.