Validate your mastodon account by

Posting a picture of a shark or elephant stuffie.

Talking about #gravy

Installing Linux instead of "anything else"

Detailing in depth why AI doesn't work.

Posting 20 photos of your dog or cat.

Adding ALT text to all pictures.

Fed verse chick may not respond.

@Extelec You'll know you're validated when fediverse chick rocks up
@Extelec „ai” doesn’t work, though

@Extelec

I already did almost it all, may I get in advance validation ? Just da two first points missin

#gravy

@Extelec I do not have shark. Will iguana stuffie do?
@Extelec doesn't BSD also work instead of Linux? Otherwise, yep, that's pretty much it.
@silmathoron I'll accept BSD and or cpm 😀
@Extelec @silmathoron props for cp/m reference, let alone acceptance.
@Extelec
Does it matter which order these are done in?
@leighms alphabetical by numbers is fine.
@Extelec As the totally unofficial puppet builder to the Fediverse, I proclaim any sort of puppet is also acceptable instead of a shark or elephant plush.

@Extelec

A most reasonable validation strategy : )

@Extelec AI does work, just not as advertised. The things it can do nowadays are quite amazing, like a smart horse calculating numbers in a circus show is amazing. However, those things AI can do aren't very useful from an economic perspective, yet techbros are trying to shoehorn it into everything, ready or not.
@Extelec again, this is one of the posts I am highly considering dusting off the @ActualFediverseChick account to respond to. really fighting the urge… :P
@GroupNebula563 @ActualFediverseChick only if you can actually prove she is the actual fedverce chick, then I can ban her.
@Extelec Which Linux though? WHICH LINUX?
@DJDarren it pretty strict, but any non windows os, from CPM to any modern Linux including android and #Fuzix accepted.
@DJDarren including gnew and gold linuxes.

@DJDarren

Why, GNU/Linux, of course, or, as I've taken to calling it...

@Extelec

@CppGuy @DJDarren @Extelec Yes, well, indeed, was just thinking that.

It's GNU/Linux obviously.

#gravy

@Extelec Listing the weight, in tonnage, of how much you’ve hauled by cargo bike in the last month.

@Extelec

I love how there are tons of Mastodon instances with tons of different interests but these topics make a "Mastodon culture!"

@Extelec I've never talked about #gravy.... I feel so invalidated.... (unvalidated? non-validated?)
@Extelec Old (very) pterosaur stuffy. Best I can offer. Plus, beigeness.
@Extelec I really don't think it's reasonable to use all my posts as an example without some sort of attribution :)

@Extelec Here is an entire article about gravy. Pretty sure I have completed validation by never posting a photo without alt text.

https://www.theguardian.com/food/2025/jul/06/it-is-not-jus-it-is-not-a-glaze-it-is-gravy-britains-gift-to-the-world-finally-gets-the-love-it-deserves

‘It is not jus. It is not a glaze. It is gravy!’ Britain’s gift to the world finally gets the love it deserves

Chefs have gone head over heels for the brown stuff. Some drown their burgers in it; others serve it with brioche and black pudding; one even turns it into ice-cream. What’s going on?

The Guardian
@Extelec It's a hurtful stereotype that you must use linux. Many people use BSD or TempleOS.
@Extelec Can offer #mosstodon #lichensubscribe and #glamping #cat today. And #FediverseChick has found me thrice.
@Extelec Anyone seeing those DMs and thinking "I don't have to validate shit, I'm already Trans" is right.
@Extelec may I add talking about Wels

@Extelec

may I add:

by explaining why a joke doesn't work

@Extelec
> Adding ALT text to all pictures.

I've been known to offer unsolicited ALT text in reply to undescribed picture posts. Does that count?

@pauamma of course it's a great service, to "those who forget"