Jonty Wareing

Foxes have eaten
the peaches
that were on
our tree

and which
we were
saving
for later

Forgive me
revenge is coming
so wet
and so cold

Jul 12 at 5:08pmWeb
Show threadJonty WareingJul 12
Does anyone know how to rent a fire engine
Show threadChip ButtyJul 12
@jonty rent or "have access to"?
Show threadOther-worldly HughJul 12
@jonty arson
Show threadJonty WareingJul 12
@hughrawlinson Fire in the fox hole
Show threadphilJul 12
@jonty I know of a (probably not advisable) was how to get one to almost any location within a few minutes. This might not be, what you have in mind,though...
Show threadwhyrlpoolJul 12
@jonty govsales have a few airport tenders and other various appliances at the minute
Show threadlpbkdotnetJul 12
@jonty surprisingly, yes:
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Show threadclewJul 12

Really? In the tree?

Coyotes love our cherries but they only go for the windfalls!

@jonty

Show threadJonty WareingJul 12
@clew They were on a weak branch that drooped low enough to the ground in the current heatwave
Show threadcoldclimateJul 12
@jonty have foxes really eaten you peaches because this sounds very like a euphemism
Show threadJonty WareingJul 12
@coldclimate YES
Show threadJonty WareingJul 12
@coldclimate We had exactly two peaches (the tree was heavily pruned this year) and are both very upset
Show threadcoldclimateJul 12
@jonty fury bastards
Show threadChip ButtyJul 12
@jonty @coldclimate it is the kind of question you have to ask in the fedi. If anything I'm more surprised it isn't about yiffing
Show threadDr David MillsJul 12
@jonty the squirrels have done the same for my pears.
Show threadKen MilmoreJul 12
@dtl @jonty Rats have scoffed our potatoes. And the birds are doing for our strawberries. 😭 Is this the support group?
Show threadSarah PetkusJul 12
@jonty =O
Show threadColin RowatJul 12
@jonty SHA2017 did it like this:
1. Host camp in Dutch village whose mayor has regional government's cybersecurity portfolio.
2. Allow port of Rotterdam to go down for a few days to a cyber attack.
3. Take call from alarmed mayor, asking if you can arrange for hackers to try to access his emergency vehicles.