Steve Hayman 🇨🇦🇬🇱I've always had a soft spot for the Jurassic Park movies, since the first one was released the day my son was born, and we took him to see it at age 10 days (at the drive-in! great place to take a newborn!). So I went last night to see the latest one, which I think is called "Jurassic: Whatever" which takes place on the Island of Misfit Dinosaurs, and there's a vaguely bad guy, and some chases, and a few dinosaurs, and: meh.
ok let me expand a bit on the plot of "Jurassic: Whatever"
* Welcome to the Island of Misfit Dinosaurs
* A vaguely bad corporate guy
* Chases
* some weird looking mutant dinosaurs because, hey, why not
* some of the people manage to get away
* i am not sure why but at some point they're all in the middle of a gas station / variety store on this dinosaur island
* perhaps they'll alert the rest of the world "stop trying to visit the dinosaurs" but if they did, there would be no more sequels
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