Prime Day is a vapid shrine to excess capitalism.

We need to go back to, and celebrate, the real meaning... The death and rebirth of Optimus Prime.

#HeHasRisen

@devxvda he transformed and rolled out for our sins.
@devxvda 'Till All Are One!

@devxvda
"I got some more office supplies from Amazon Prime."
- The Transformer?
- What?
- You know, Optimus Prime's wife.
[INHALES DEEPLY]
- Uh, no, that's, um, not what I meant.
Also, just curious, how would I, like, even meet a Transformer to get a box of magnets from them?

Resident Alien S03E04

@devxvda appropriately enough, the PlutoTv 24-hr Transformer channel *has* been playing a lot of the episodes from that arc when it shows the original series lately…