Deepak Kumar Vasudevan

🇮🇳 #ABC of #India in 2025 Scroll through the Republic of Remedies, where accountability comes alphabetized. The recent example of #Cuddalore train mishap involving a van ferrying school students is a classic example.

🔴 A for Anarchial Republic
🍌 B for Banana Republic

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💸 C for Cheque Republic
🧺 D for Disaster Management by Denial
📤 E for Ex-Gratia Governance
🗃️ F for Forgetfulness Protocol™ — the manual issued after each tragedy
📮 G for Grievance Inbox (Never Opened)
🕳️ H for Hole in the Accountability Chain
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📷 I for Investigation PhotoOp
🤐 J for Justice Delayed is Justice Disguised
🔧 K for Karma-Fix Infrastructure — zero engineering, all divine outsourcing
👶 L for Lost Lives, Low Liability
🌫️ M for Muddy Minds
👑 N for Nepotism
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🕵️ O for Omerta Officials — silent as default
🤢 P for Perverts
🎭 Q for Quota Camouflage — slogans over substance
⚠️ R for Rape
🐢 S for Sluggish
💀 T for Turpitude
🎩 U for Unaccountable Hierarchies — authority rises, responsibility never lands
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🦅 V for Verdict Vultures — scavenging truth in delay
🚪 W for Walkouts & Whitewash — Parliament’s twin techniques
📎 X for Xeroxed Excuses — templated regrets, press-release ready
😴 Y for Yawning Committees — launched loud, adjourned silently
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⏳ Z for Zero Reform Velocity — the speed of change measured in condolence cheques

📢 Welcome to the Cheque Republic™ — where death is decimalised, and justice postponed.