⬡-49016 

from Belgium is unsafe for CVD

Now imagine you are doing vulnerability research and you find a thousand systems with a specific vulnerability. One of these systems is owned by an organisation in Belgium. You don’t know in advance who the systems belong to. What do you need to do according to the CCB: [...]

hmm. if it has a zeroday that affects like. every single country on this voidforsaken planet. is it not allowed to go to belgium anymore because it breaks belgian laws by responsibly disclosing it

utter horseshit

Belgium is unsafe for CVD

CCB interpretation of Belgium law creates serious problems for CVD.

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Jul 6, 2025 at 11:03pmWeb
Show threadnatalie[ee]Jul 6, 2025
@49016 lmao
Show threadnatalie[ee]Jul 6, 2025
@49016 machine that makes itself unable to travel to belgium
Show thread⬡-49016 Jul 6, 2025
@0x6e6174 it is very well documented that this one (or at least its online nonpersona) is a criminal in belgium already sooo lol
Show threadnatalie[ee]Jul 6, 2025
@49016 this one needs to work on expanding the list of places it is not allowed as a consequence of its actions. currently it is pretty sure it is only maybe any property of oulu, finland's public transportation service, and it isn't like they possess the means to figure out who it is or enforce this.
Show threadTóth Gábor BaltazárJul 7, 2025
@0x6e6174 @49016
I cannot legally be in the country that I have citizenship in :3
Show threadTóth Gábor BaltazárJul 7, 2025
@49016 @0x6e6174
wat
Show threadTóth Gábor BaltazárJul 6, 2025
@49016
so what I'm hearing is that belgium has dogshit cybersecurity and they are an easy target
Show thread⬡-49016 Jul 6, 2025
@tthbaltazar for blackhats? yes. for whitehats? you're the target yourself
Show thread Anya Jul 7, 2025
@49016 time to set up a web filter that replaces every mention of the Waffle Lands with a random different country. cannot fail to disclose if the discovery never gets made.
Show thread αἰμ0, pet witchJul 7, 2025
@anya @49016 mmm also installed a brain filter. now we're safe! cannot think forbidden thoughts. 
Show thread Anya Jul 7, 2025
@eudaimonia SCP-XXXX is a phenomenon by which all computing equipment in Belgium is rendered secure against cyberattacks. Specifically, the phenomenon affects all systems located in Belgium and those operated or owned by persons, legal and natural, under Belgian jurisdiction. The effects of SCP-XXXX do not prevent all bugs; it merely ensures these cannot be exploited into a successful attack.

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Experiment XXXX-37. On 1990-04-04, O5 Council approval was given for the temporary dissolution of the Kingdom of Belgium. Server XXXX-3 successfully hacked. Coalition of Socialist/Centrist Parties subsequently instructed to reinstate the monarchy.
Show thread Anya Jul 7, 2025
i wonder if any reader got why i included that specific date?
Understood it unassisted!
0%
Had to look it up first.
38.5%
No idea...
61.5%
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Show threadThio :thio_3c::athio_tail_swish_hyper:Jul 7, 2025
@eudaimonia @anya @49016 what, you think they named a country after a waffle? lol that's impossible
Show threadCharlotte /Cinny     Jul 7, 2025

@49016 got to love cybersecurity laws that incentivize you to sell vulns on the dark web

……it’s illegal either way but at least you’re getting paid

Show threadrefraction Jul 7, 2025
@49016 does another country have a law that contradicts this in a way where you're forced to break one law or the other?
anyway, I hope Belgians sleep soundly knowing that the government keeps them safe from responsible disclosure lmao
Show thread Ada ⋆.˚🦦⋆🦌 - NeptuwuniumJul 7, 2025
@49016 [sad noises] belgium mentioned ​​
Show threadrefraction Jul 7, 2025
@49016 wait if they are telling people to report vulns to the government and never disclose them... is the Belgian government quietly hoarding vulns to use for nefarious purposes? maybe that's the point.
Show threadHelle, Queen of Dissociation Jul 7, 2025
@49016 average floorter moment as well, he is an interesting creature
Show threadManzaJul 7, 2025
@49016 broke: CVE prevention
woke: CVD prevention
Show threadPatrycja 🔜 V43Jul 7, 2025
@mztx @49016 ah yes, the coordinated venereal disease. better prevent it!
Show thread⬡-49016 Jul 7, 2025
@ptrc @mztx fun fact this one keeps getting confused by the term CVD because its dumbass always reads it as Color Vision Deficiency (which it has) lmao
Show threadStadler BLÅHAJ Evo Jul 7, 2025
@49016 just start exploiting vulnerabilities in the wild instead ot disclosing them :3