This week’s edition of the #MileHighClub comes with some important safety reminders!

Passengers, welcome onboard Flight 69ALT with service from Here to There.

Please follow the Content Warnings to the appropriate seats for your experience, and read the pinned accessibility and safety guidance provided by your AltAfterDark mod attendants. https://masto.thefword.club/@AltAfterDark/114689132169803671

We are currently first in line for take-off and ask that you please remain strapped in or keep your harness fastened until your flight crew indicates you may move about freely.

Once we reach cruising altitude, you may turn all personal electronic devices and willing participants.

Spicy and delicious snacks provided by guest contributors will circulate throughout, and passengers are encouraged to share their own provided carriers regulations are maintained. Passengers who would like to recommend spicy chefs for future flights are encouraged to submit that information to the flight crew: https://masto.thefword.club/@AltAfterDark/114672956034047986

This has been your flight mod @SaucySwampHag. It has been my pleasure to crew your flight today. Thank you for choosing #AltAfterDark Airline. Enjoy your accessibility. ❤️‍🔥💋