Fireworks shouldn’t be the only thing exploding this independence Day! Don’t forget to push your code to prod on your way out the door for the long weekend.
I made y’all a present.
@jerry i went to the local butcher and got tortillas, carne asada, pollo asada, mexican coke and mexican fanta and guac so that i can 'celebrate' the 4th of july :D
@jerry A long weekend leaves more time for life debugging.

@jerry I have to make changes to a production database, delete rows and tables and all that. Do you think now may be te best time to do that?

I don't want to do it when I come back, so now might be the time

@jerry unfortunately I’m on call πŸ₯²
@jerry First ensure it's not your turn for the on-call rota. :D
@jerry not in US but tomorrow my boss (only sysadmin other than me) has day off and I want to do major changes on prod tonight 
And person who most often stopped be before updates on Fridays or between holidays changed job month ago... So... It's free real estate, I guess 
@jerry bonus points if you force push
@jerry "Change tickets? We don't need no steenkin' change tickets!"
@jerry holiday weekends also mean you are exempt from running tests before pushing to production. Everyone knows it. πŸ˜‰

@jerry the Declaration of Independence was signed on a Friday, so clearly the founding fathers supported pushing to production on Fridays 

(pay no attention to the fact that they released a constitution that needed immediate patching and still contains bugs and exploits to this day)

@jerry bonus point is you can push production code to a Cybertruck!
@jerry Whatever happened to read-only Friday? The same should apply to read-only Thursday before a long weekend.