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Show threadChristian VogelJul 2, 2025
@ipg https://despair.com/collections/posters/products/achievement?variant=2457295683
Achievement

Show threadENIGMATICO  Jul 2, 2025
@ipg Using slavery.
Show threadVashtiJul 2, 2025
@enigmatico @ipg Yeah, it was slaves.
Show threadnitsa 🌸Jul 2, 2025
@enigmatico @ipg that fact is actually debated! scientists believe that the workers who built the pyramids were not slaves: https://history.stackexchange.com/a/609
What kind of labor was used to build the Egyptian pyramids?

Most people believe the pyramids were built with slave labor (or at least it seems that way). This notion is perpetuated by movies; the building of the pyramids often evokes images of ancient Egypt...

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Show threadAutumnJul 2, 2025
@ipg how did they get organise work without Jira ​​
Show threadkurikoJul 2, 2025
@null @ipg if they do use jira and write delulu tickets like GIZA-16 invent slopes we might not have a pyramid because they would spend more time fiddling with jira than actually building the pyramid
Show threadCinderJul 2, 2025
@ipg how could they manage such a feat without being an AGILE team??? ​​
Show threadJohn MaxwellJul 2, 2025
@ipg Faster and better, that's how.
Show threadgeorgeJul 2, 2025
@ipg in that age, there wasn't a concept of basic needs, eg to not use teams etc. So the employers didn't think of not respecting those basic needs because they didn't exist :)
Show threadfalkduebbertJul 2, 2025
@ipg Slavery.
Show threadBrain BugJul 2, 2025
@ipg They sacrficed many many slaves. Not a better idea than teams calls.
Show threadTrinsecJul 2, 2025
@ipg Probably a bit of slavery.
Show threadSirWumpus 👾🍁Jul 2, 2025
@ipg @nixCraft They certainly did NOT use Agile. They might have used sub-contractors, with unique work incentives much like Amazon warehouses.
Show threadAnarch157a (He/Him/Ele)Jul 2, 2025

@ipg

All the people commenting about slaves, please don't, it's a myth.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2010/jan/11/great-pyramid-tombs-slaves-egypt

Great Pyramid tombs unearth 'proof' workers were not slaves

Egypt's leading archaeologist says 4,000-year-old burial plots with skeletons expose myth that builders were slaves

The Guardian
Show threadMateusz 🏳️‍🌈Jul 2, 2025
@ipg It must have been aliens 👽
Show threadFlorian Jul 2, 2025
@ipg
Monarchy and lack of options?
Show threadfood in trainingJul 2, 2025
@ipg 💠 by disregarding injuries and deaths of the workforce!
... wait
Show threadBill, organizer of stuffJul 2, 2025
@ipg Beer. It was beer.
Show threadDianeJul 2, 2025

@wcbdata @ipg

Beer was my guess for what the Egyptians secret team building power was too

Show threadMiraJul 2, 2025
@ipg Not saying it was aliens, but…
Show threadArc<dyn fnrir>  '; DO A FLIP; --Jul 2, 2025
@ipg and big data
and crypto
and nfts
and... uhh... [insert buzzword]
Show threadmikiJul 2, 2025

@ipg With slaves. A lot of slaves. Most of whom died.

If that's the world you want to live in... you do you.

Show threadfeliks✨Jul 2, 2025

@ipg for people who are into alts

https://chaos.social/@feliks/114768809888147107

feliks (@[email protected])

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Show threadScythian 🏹 || صْكِفْJul 3, 2025
@ipg аутар мема прапануе павярнуцца да батугоў і рабаўладальніцтва як альтэрнатыве тымс? 😅
Show threadSelfJul 4, 2025
@ipg easy, they only used local skilled labor.