It’s nice that the box was lined with padding and had pillows in it.

#Monsterdon

So…the krakken is the “last of the Titans?”

This will be a short film.

#Monsterdon

Zeus has many, many, many, many, many, many, many faults, as a god, but he does seem to genuinely care for his offspring…sometimes.

#Monsterdon

Dame Maggie Smith is the best.

#Monsterdon

The gods enjoy a great TTRPG with miniatures.

#Monsterdon

“Hi. I’m a poet. Who are you?”

“I’m the son of a god.”

“Oh, that tracks.”

#Monsterdon

“Once, he tried to ravish me disguised as a cuttlefish.”

“Did he succeed?”

“No. I simply turned myself into a shark.”

I love Maggie Smith!

#Monsterdon

“It’s neither brass nor iron. It’s like no metal, I’ve ever seen.”

It’s probably steel. They would have been able to manufacture it around this time.

#Monsterdon

“The helmet has the power to render the wearer invisible.”

“Invisible?”

“Invisible.”

“Invisible?”

“Invisible…but you must take off all your clothes for it to work.”

#Monsterdon

“I’m invisible! Can’t you see that?”

“Well, no. Of course.”

#Monsterdon

He shouldn’t wear the helmet too much, lest the Dark Lord discover his whereabouts.

#Monsterdon

How did Perseus gain access to a sleeping princess’s chamber? WTF?! This is uber creeper level.

What did I miss?

#Monsterdon

So, she’s getting in the cage, but she’s not really getting in the cage because she’s asleep in the bed.

Meanwhile, Perseus is just standing there, invisible and gawking, like an idiot.

#Monsterdon

Does anyone understand why Pegasus even appeared randomly near Perseus?

#Monsterdon

Did they just flashback us to 5 minutes ago?

#Monsterdon

Andromeda, don’t go any farther! It’s a trap!

#Monsterdon

Oh, this is the guy she was supposed to marry and then she decided she hated him because a terrible accident deformed him.

#Monsterdon

It’s almost like she purposefully set up this wedding interruption.

#Monsterdon

“You know him?”

“Only…from…(I can’t tell her I saw him while my soul was captured by a giant vulture and taken to see Calibos)…a dream!”

#Monsterdon

Where can I get a tunic like Perseus?

#Monsterdon

“I saw you asleep.”

Creeper

#Monsterdon

“As she is my daughter, so Perseus becomes…my daughter, too.”

#Monsterdon

Gods are such dicks.

#Monsterdon

We have reached the slow part of the film.

#Monsterdon

True story. Shakespeare saw this movie, and it inspired Hamlet.

#Monsterdon

Zeus is a dick.

#Monsterdon

As a kid, I loved this mechanical owl.

#Monsterdon

YES! We have reached the Hamlet part of the film!

#Monsterdon