"your website doesn't work without javascript"
ah yes you see that's because javascript is part of the website. and you're attempting to cut that part out entirely. for some weird esoteric reason. what did you expect lol? you can't complain when the problem is literally something you've created for yourself. this is like leaving a bad review for a recipe online because you randomly decided to replace one of the core ingredients with something else entirely
this is just something i've heard a good bit and it always irks me

