Ive just found a wallet with $20 in it.

I wasnt sure how to proceed, but then I thought, What would Jesus do?

So I turned it into wine.

@DocAtCDI Back when the "WWJD" movement was in full swing, I was cut off in traffic by a driver in a gold-colored Mercedes with a "WWJD" sticker on the back.

Instead of getting angry, a thought came to mind out of nowhere. "Would Jesus Really Do THAT?"

I've always thought that was a better question.