DocAtCDI

Ive just found a wallet with $20 in it.

I wasnt sure how to proceed, but then I thought, What would Jesus do?

So I turned it into wine.

Jun 26 at 5:32amDocAtCDI
Show threadxs4me2Jun 26

@DocAtCDI

Cheers!

Show threadReid  Jun 26
@DocAtCDI pretty sure he turned water, not $20 into wine
Show threadReid  Jun 26
@DocAtCDI unless you're talking about Jesus from the MDickie-verse who turns literally anything into wine
Show threadgogojackJun 26

@DocAtCDI Back when the "WWJD" movement was in full swing, I was cut off in traffic by a driver in a gold-colored Mercedes with a "WWJD" sticker on the back.

Instead of getting angry, a thought came to mind out of nowhere. "Would Jesus Really Do THAT?"

I've always thought that was a better question.

Show threadslip1111 🍉Jun 26
@DocAtCDI Not officially a "dad" joke, but I'm totally adding this to my dad-a-base
Show threadOzzelotJun 26
@slip1111 @DocAtCDI dad-a-base!
Show threadRichard Gráčik - Morc🔜FrOSConJun 26
@DocAtCDI @ozzelot jesus would most likely buy some devices for that money
Show threadOzzelotJun 26
@morc @DocAtCDI or like half a vinyl record
Show threadOzzelotJun 26
@morc @DocAtCDI (or several used ones... better idea)
Show threadKnut 🏳️‍🌈 🇳🇴🧸Jun 26
@DocAtCDI No ID in it, not much you can do.