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Low Quality FactsPlease stop sharing this picture of JD Vance. The Vice President is not happy that it's going viral. JD's wife told reporters he is so upset that he hasn't left the couch all day. He's so distraught that he won't even let her go in the room.
Sumocat 🐈⬛@lowqualityfacts I mean, I’m not happy about seeing that either.
crispy branzino ☭ (sold out forever)
Coyoty@Nimbius666 @lowqualityfacts Sofaman Grungy.
Sam Livingston-Gray@lowqualityfacts the couch, you say?
Chase Oliver for Governor@lowqualityfacts @geeksam I see what you did they're😉
Jeff Watson@lowqualityfacts Absolutely nuts that this can get someone strip searched in our “land of the free”. Wish we had a high quality democracy with our low quality facts 😢
Merk@lowqualityfacts Okay, I won’t share this picture of JD Vance, and I’ll boost this post to make sure other people know not to share it, too.
J.H.NoyesPerfect likeness for a limited edition commemorative fleshlite. Maybe I should try crowdfunding a drop.
Matt Godden@lowqualityfacts the new Smooth Yoda.
Jay Thoden van Velzen ☁️🛡️
@lowqualityfacts that can't be real, no, wait a minute, let me look that up, oh no, it's real, it is REAL
OMG, dude....
Leon@lowqualityfacts looks like it's time for the oompa loompas to sing again
Lyle Solla-Yates@lowqualityfacts This is a very strange time.
Peter Lichota@lowqualityfacts
Well, he should love this then!…
https://bsky.app/profile/tomadelsbach.bsky.social/post/3ls7zknypts2x
Well, he should love this then!…
https://bsky.app/profile/tomadelsbach.bsky.social/post/3ls7zknypts2x
Greg Burns
derptron@lowqualityfacts She's lucky he hasn't had her deported.
Mirishuli@lowqualityfacts This looks like a face in the kids game Guess Who. Lololol
Stargeezer Smith
John LuskI'm thinking at this point, Dan Quayle is just happy he's no longer the most ludicrous VP. (Is he still alive? [Without googling, obviously.])
kcp@lowqualityfacts bloody awesome
Bill Zaumen@lowqualityfacts That (AI "enhanced"?) picture of JD Vance makes him look like Darth Vader without the mask on days when Darth forgot to shave.
0mega@lowqualityfacts aye, sharing d*ck pics isn't very welcome on some instances. Thanks for the heads-up!
Jonas@lowqualityfacts
STARING. AT. YOUR. SOUL
STARING. AT. YOUR. SOUL
ᴮᵉⁿ ᴿᵒʸᶜᵉVOTE IN THE PRIMARIESit's going viral because a norwegian tourist was denied entry to the usa possibly due to having this jd vance meme on his phone
the streisand effect still works, now the jd vance meme is everywhere
also, the 21 year old norwegian tourist's name is mads mikkelsen (!?)
Gurre VildskäggFairly generic Danish/Norwegian name?
GJ Groothedde 🇪🇺@Eetschrijver @Gurre @lowqualityfacts
yes but i've eaten american fast food and highly processed food in a long consistent marathon. you can never top that level of gross out
Medea Vanamonde🏳️⚧️ ♀Mofo JayDeeVan
Looks like Egghead from Thee Olde Adamme Westte Batmanne TeeVee
showee
Bibi@lowqualityfacts Brrrrrrr! 😱
spanghero@lowqualityfacts One for UK readers, if all else fails he could serve as the sun in a remake of the teletubbies. What's his laugh sound like?
Acmeworks@lowqualityfacts I'm tempted to get a t-shirt with this picture, but then...well. Hard decision.
Andrew Woods
obscurestar@lowqualityfacts The couch is his holey altar.