Somewhere Barbara Streisand can heave a huge sigh of relief. It will henceforth be known as "the Vance effect."

#JDVance #fascism #couchfucker

Iceland "welcomed" Mike Pence with Pride flags everywhere.

European nations that are forced to endure the couchfucker should at least get to "welcome" him with this.

Sorry, I'm gonna have to mute this thread now and just check back periodically. I never know what random ass thought is gonna take off on here. 😂
@MaryAustinBooks This is Gold
@noondlyt
At least for as long as we have to endure this regime, he is the gift that keeps on giving for humor. 😂 😭
⚯ Michel de Cryptadamus ⚯ (@[email protected])

Attached: 1 image @[email protected] i'm reasonably certain already that this image is going to prevent a JD Vance presidency, and for that i am eternally grateful to the AI meme makers #JDvance #uspol #uspoltiics

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@MaryAustinBooks

I'm going to make it my background on my phone now 😂

@MaryAustinBooks is it just me or does it just look like Andreeson with a less pointy head?
@Finitum @MaryAustinBooks Andr*n has a head? I thought some mad scientist had attached a giant butt plug to his shoulders.
@Finitum i was like how could i have missed a Vance/Andreessen mash-up meme? @MaryAustinBooks
@MaryAustinBooks Seriously? That's all you have to do to be deported to Norway? Well, then!
@praetor Right? I was born in the US, my family on both sides has been here over 200 years, but I'm like "Hellooooo regime, I've posted TONS of JD Vance memes! Can you deport me please?"
@MaryAustinBooks I KNOW! My family hasn't been here that long, but damned. Boy is getting kinda jealous of all these deportations!
@MaryAustinBooks @praetor “Hallo ja I am very Norwegian I eat fishballs for dinner and pine for the fjords all day every day”
@WhiteCatTamer @MaryAustinBooks Å! Hallo! Går det bra. Jeg snakker Norsk så så. Jeg elsker fiskballer og fjordene! :D I've went all in! :D
@MaryAustinBooks My eyeballs! Get penis boy off internet!

@MaryAustinBooks BWAHAHAHAaaaa

kill it with fire 🔥

@MaryAustinBooks I want to boost this but that photo is so jarring, it might transport me to Norway.
@MaryAustinBooks That is a rather unfortunate-looking fellow.
@MaryAustinBooks Must be this "freedom of speech" which JD told us at MSC, is so much better in 'muricah than in our "european dictatorship"…

@MaryAustinBooks

I think it is time to see t-shirts with that meme at European airports.

@FrancoisPrague @MaryAustinBooks if he comes visit this side of Europe I'll suggest to make billboards around the airport with that image
krugerlive (@krugerlive.bsky.social)

Can you get a JD Vance meme thread going? I need to add to the collection. Here’s a contribution to get it started:

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@MaryAustinBooks I think I’m gonna go for boldness and suggest a Vance-Streisand effect !
@MaryAustinBooks Zorcob the Pigman! In Vance suit!
@MaryAustinBooks As a long term slaphead myself I have started looking at wigs on-line! This is bad.

@spanghero
No no no! There is nothing wrong with being bald. It's being a Nazi that's the problem. There are all kinds of wacky memes altering Vance's appearance, only because he's a Nazi. I don't really get why, because Nazis are equally unsexy with or without hair.

Personally I stuck with the ever tasteful couch fucking memes. Deport me Vance!

@MaryAustinBooks Hi I'm JD and in the following LinkedIn post I'm going to set out the aims of my new startup AI guided, Bluetooth connected head buffer with associated polish subscription. Gentle on the softest of heads through to sander mode for manly MAGA men...
@MaryAustinBooks He looks like the pig that he is. What's wrong with that????
@MaryAustinBooks
Remember the "blueberry" girl from Willy Wonka?
This is now the "white grape boy".
@MaryAustinBooks you shall not make fun of your fascist leaders... I'll share this so everyone in the world knows about this important rule under the fascist rule.
It's Barbra.
@jajo Did not know that! Well, I'm not effing up everybody's mentions fixing it now. But thanks.
Barbra Streisand Didn’t Like How Siri Said Her Name — So She Called Apple’s Tim Cook to Change It

Barbra Streisand has revealed she once called Apple CEO Tim Cook to change how Siri pronounced her name.

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@MaryAustinBooks Wait.

That's Vance?

Where's the eyeliner?

And the couch?

@MaryAustinBooks I don't understand, what's the issue here? Is that not what he looks like, the photo has been edited in some way?
@eliasr
It's edited. He isn't bald, his cheeks aren't that full, his expression is usually a lot more "painful bowel movement" than "derp," and he seems to wear eyeliner. Also, as the commenter above you pointed out, where's the couch?
@MaryAustinBooks Crucially, will he, like Streisand, launch a court case? The boomerang effect of failed suppression is of the essence.